About me⌗

Hello! I’m Kamila Szewczyk (kspalaiologos). I am 20 years old. I’m an expert programmer and aspiring mathematician, primarily interested in compiler construction, data compression, esoteric languages, statistics and numerical algorithms. I further consider myself knowledgeable with regards to low level development and performance optimisation. PGP: C868 F0B6 DE38 409D. Currently I am a full-time student based in Germany. I have generated the following JPEG image using a real-life picture of me and Stable Diffusion.

Find me on:

• E-mail - very reliable way of contacting me; remember to encrypt your messages.
  • kspalaiologos@gmail.com.
  • kamila@dyalog.com.
  • kszewczyk@acm.org.
  • If you add any of these to a spam list, I will find you.
• Github
• Discord - expect quicker responses via e-mail.
• Patreon
• Reddit - mostly lurking.

Feel free to reach out to me. I am also up for answering questions about my projects and giving advice on my areas of expertise. For that, just send me an e-mail.

My Hardware⌗

• Main PC - “Legendre”: Ryzen 9 3900X, 32GB 3600MHz, TUF X570, RM White 850W 80 Plus Gold, NZXT H510 Black, PNY 1TB M.2 PCIe NVMe, Noctua NH-D15 2x140mm, Radeon Pro WX4100
• Laptop - “Lagrange”: Thinkpad X13 Gen4, Ryzen 7 PRO 7840U, 64 GB RAM. -vLaptop II - “Laplace”: ThinkPad E14 gen 3, Ryzen 7 5700U, 40 GB RAM, M.2 PCIe 512 GB

Decommissioned machines:

• “Lovelace” (i5-7400, 16GB, 2x2TB WD Blue, Headless, c.a. 2021)
• “Libri” (Cortex-A53, 1GB, c.a. 2018)
• “LeVerrier” (AMD Phenom II X4 955, 4GB, c.a. 2010)

Misc⌗

From 2019-2021, received the KFnrD scholarship, a Polish organisation which supports highly gifted schoolchildren. Native Polish, C2 English, B1 German. Also dabbling in Russian and Latin.

Non-STEM interests:

• Early modern history (Europe and Asia).
• Surgical medicine.
• Chess.
• Music (module trackers).
• Typesetting and writing.
• Linguistics, particularly concerning the English language.

My travel list - notable places I have seen or stayed at:

• Warsaw, Wrocław, Lublin, Gdańsk (Poland)
• Berlin, Hamburg, Frankfurt, Saarbrücken, München (Germany)
• Rome, Venice (Italy)
• Cádiz, Jerez, Mallorca (Spain)
• Copenhagen (metropolitan area), Helsingør, Hellebæk (Denmark)
• London, Basingstoke, Cambridge, Bramley (United Kingdom)
• Toronto, Guelph, Waterloo (Canada)

Attempting to seduce me romantically will end poorly for you. Attempting to convince me to work on your blockchain or webdev projects will end even worse.